Is it corporate mandate to start the marketing campaign for Christmas the day after Halloween or WHAT!?!? While the department stores of the world, sorry not you Macy’s - love the parade, suck consumers dry, we here @rockhost (follow us on Twitter) have decided to give something back to our loyal customers and readers. Instead of lining you up at 4 a.m. the day after Thanksgiving like a bunch of overfed underslept holiday cattle, we are going to casually post brand new video tutorials and frequently asked questions everyday until Santa Claus comes to town. Absolutely FREE of charge, 100% off SALE!

Eww, and speaking of our friend from the North Pole, if you haven’t been a part of Santacon yet, you should really consider at least witnessing the craze. Sure is nice to see real people with Christmas spirit (and spirits; rum, gin) and goodwill towards men on earth even while the capitalistic vampires try to bleed us green over the holidays.